7/9/08 11:05 pm - 002
Mr. Charlie Weasley, I must thank you for all the help coming up with my new game. It's been a source of endless amusement in those dull hours after work is finished and there's so little to pass the time with. Hunting gingers. Really, brilliant. I've been keeping track of points, as well. I'm up to 87 now. Impressive, yes? Here, I'll break it down for you.
--Weasleys: None, yet, sadly. They're all too busy skulking around in their hidey holes. Never did understand why they were put in the supposed brave house. So quick to cower.
--Muggleborns: 3. An entire family. Unfortunately I didn't catch the name for the screaming. Points earned as a result: 30.
--Halfbloods: They've been behaving themselves exceptionally. I gave them a pass for the week.
--Blood Traitors: Only one. A delightful young French wizard. Such pure blood, it was a shame to spill it, but he was unfortunately caught in a compromising position with a muggleborn woman. She wasn't a redhead, though, so I'm afraid no points were earned for her death. She was altogether a waste, even in dying. Points earned: 10
Muggles: 9. Two were exceptionally freckled, thus earning me extra points. Points earned: 47
And, as I said before, this brings my total to 87.
Anyone else want to join in the fun? There are plenty of redheads running about. Too many, I should think. Of course, those of you who are loyal redheads have nothing to fear. Only the dirty ones need fret.
And speaking of games. I think it's time for a search and rescue mission. We seem to have lost one of our own, dear Miss Tracey Davis. We all fear desperately what might have become of her. If you've seen this poor wayward child, please direct her back home so that we can teach her the error of her ways. I promise to show her all the mercy she deserves. Her poor father is beside himself. Thinks she was stupid enough to run away from us. Says we can kill her if we wish because she is no longer a daughter of his.
And one must oblige a father's wishes in such a situation, mustn't they? To do otherwise would simply be reprehensible. Fathers always know best.